"How much does he want for them?"
"Will you lot knock that off! It's not that good a movie!"
Gaffer tape is like the Force in more than the physical sense (light side, dark side, holds galaxy together). It also requires discipline and ingenuity to apply properly, and only true masters of gaffer tape know that sometimes, you only need a little bit. Furthermore, it is very difficult for people to learn this.
"If you come from NORTH of the river, please stand on the NORTH side of the rope. If you come from SOUTH of the river, please stand on the SOUTH side of the rope. And if you come from the WEST of the river and are too snobby to pick a side, you can go and jump IN the river."
Pelican Point (well, Lyall, Tim and Mark): attempting to break up Paul's relationships since 1913.
"Nothing says 'I beat my wife' like Emu Bitter."
"Nothing says 'I live in a box' like Emu Draft."
"So does that boot straight into LILO, or is something else the problem?"
"No."
"I'll have a beer, thanks."
"No Bitter left - only Emu Draft."
"I'll have some punch, thanks."
I now know the Whale Joke. If you haven't heard it, and someone wants to tell it to you, grab a carton of custard.
The ride from Salter Point to Nedlands at about 12:30 AM on a night with a full moon is absolutely fantastic.
"Hey, Al, is your car supposed to leak green stuff?"
"No! The punch!"
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N@ :: Wednesday, October 26th
*-comments just so you don't feel lonely*
How have you been??
studying well at home?
