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#17 Up↑ /15 Down↓ [Report] 2007-05-27 12:36 WST
<megabyte> i loled
<Zanchey> oh no, you didn't
<Zanchey> you didn't just say that
-!- mode/#ucc [+o Zanchey] by ChanServ
* cameron looks on, enthralled...
-!- megabyte was kicked from #ucc by Zanchey [nobody lols on my watch]
* cameron saw that one coming -
#9265 Up↑ /4 Down↓ [Report] 2014-01-20 20:24 WST
<@bob> Zanchey: what's happening with the fifth disk on mooneye?
<+tpg> bob: Fifth? or FITH? :D
<@bob> fifth
< eskilla> wow, a pun too lame for even #ucc
< eskilla> congratulations, tpg
< eskilla> you are winnar
<+tpg> ... I don't know what you're talking about, it was a serious question -
#9356 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2015-05-10 22:56 WST
<@Pommers> https://www.dropbox.com/s/5tk3mnfbjf0ik9l/2015-05-01%2020.04.34.jpg?dl=0
<@Pommers> spartan: ^
<+trs80> that should come with a warning
<+trs80> it's not for the attention of spartan
<+trs80> it is an extreme close-up photo of spartan
<@Pommers> hehehe
<@Pommers> https://www.dropbox.com/s/5c9z8hu9g1wyjpx/2015-05-01%2020.04.31.jpg?dl=0
<@Pommers> Warning: Spartan
< cephei> we're posting photos of spartan?
<@Pommers> I should start collecting extremely bad close up photos of UCCans
<@Pommers> I've got two of spartan and one of sulix so far
< cephei> https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7144/14024904861_bf5453d7f8_b.jpg
<@tpg> cephei: That's almost a good photo
<@Pommers> He looks scared
< cephei> hah
Nearly 3 hours pass
< spartan> Pommers: posting pics of me and I go miss it
< spartan> I can't be in vogue and in #ucc at the same time apparently
<@Pommers> New life goal
<@Pommers> Get spartan into vogue
< spartan> Pommers: vogue or Vogue?
< spartan> I daresay the latter is impossible
<@Pommers> Vogue. It's now my vogue-action
<@Pommers> s/act/at/
< spartan> I feel like I've had my position usurped as resident shit-joker
<@Pommers> xD -
#8414 Up↑ /4 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-22 16:52 WST
< amoeba> then you get those guys who do themselves up in leopard body paint and have sex. and then post pictures of it on the internet. apparently leopards have opposable thumbs now
< zarquin> how useful
< amoeba> i would have thought it'd smudge or something and then you'd just have two leopard-coloured smudges having sex
< Gretel> wait till the paint dries?
< amoeba> that's not paint, i'm afraid
< Gretel> hm. I remember in high school that if you wanted to draw patterns on yourself you'd spray hairspray over it to keep it from smudging
<@Zanchey> ...
< thebmw> there are some places I don't want to think about hair spray going
< amoeba> for everything else, there's mastercard -
#8998 Up↑ /6 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-19 09:53 WST
23:56 < cephei> i got accosted by drunks at the lights after steph dropped me off
23:56 < cephei> i was sending a sms, and they were standing behind me reading it, and asking 498 questions
23:56 < cephei> then they made me hold hands when i crossed the road to keep me safe
23:57 < cephei> and tried to take me drinking more
23:57 < cephei> then hugged me goodbye when i tried to cross the other street
23:57 < spartan> they assaulted you with kindness and friendship
23:57 < cephei> they did!
23:57 < cephei> how dare they
23:57 < cephei> i wanted hatred and beatings =[ -
#9112 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2012-03-12 12:53 WST
<squimmy> in js, is the "var foo = 1, bar = 2;" form preferable to "var foo = 1; var bar = 2;"?
<sjy> I didn't even know you could do that
<squimmy> you sure can!
<squimmy> jslint is telling me to, either way. but i'm not sure if I should be taking programming advice from a program
<squimmy> "Warning: enable_skynet is set to 'false'. 'true' is recommended"