Nic: I know a Scottish guy would make me forget about waiting
Amber: It's kinda hot sitting on Nic.
Nic> Are we talking Zanchey the man, or Zanchey the legend?
LittleMikey: Why does everyone want to touch Madge all of a sudden? Nic: Because she's a woman!
Lois: She's got a big bum. Nic: You're just jealous that she's got more junk in her trunk than you. Lois: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk... Nic: *in complete deadpan* No one gets love drunk on your hump... Nor on your lovely lady lumps.
Nic: With the great power of being God's gift to women, comes the great responsibility to be God's gift to women.