< shmookey> what chance do hot drinks have when faced with the sheer solid reliable greatness of cold drinks?
< shmookey> none
< shmookey> the answer is none
* cameron pours a pot of tea over shmookey
< cameron> Heathen!
< cameron> Plus you caused me to waste good tea :P
< shmookey> aha!
< shmookey> tea just caused both physical pain and mental anguish
< shmookey> cold drinks would never be so base as to attempt that
< cameron> Tea is made out of pure awesome
< cameron> It's not my fault you aren't up to its standards
< shmookey> oh, hot drink consumers and their lofty standards
< shmookey> I remember a time when men were men and drinks were cold