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#8416 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-30 22:51 WST
<Frenchie> ok, so of a /30 assignment
<Frenchie> the marks range between 10 and 20
<Frenchie> I have to wonder if it's really a /20 assignment
<Frenchie> given that the only place /30 is mentioned is webct
<amoeba> out of a /30 assignment there should only be like, 4 questions amirite -
#8414 Up↑ /4 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-22 16:52 WST
< amoeba> then you get those guys who do themselves up in leopard body paint and have sex. and then post pictures of it on the internet. apparently leopards have opposable thumbs now
< zarquin> how useful
< amoeba> i would have thought it'd smudge or something and then you'd just have two leopard-coloured smudges having sex
< Gretel> wait till the paint dries?
< amoeba> that's not paint, i'm afraid
< Gretel> hm. I remember in high school that if you wanted to draw patterns on yourself you'd spray hairspray over it to keep it from smudging
<@Zanchey> ...
< thebmw> there are some places I don't want to think about hair spray going
< amoeba> for everything else, there's mastercard -
#8015 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2008-04-23 13:45 WST
<trs80> the Christian Coalition suggested that all bandwidth problems could be fixed by simply offering fewer porn video-on-demand channels and using them for Internet traffic instead.
<thebmw> ... where they can simply be used for porn anyway
<thebmw> genius!
<amoeba> the christian coalition can lick my balls
<amoeba> well not really i dont want fundamentalist christians anywhere near me let alone my balls
<The_Dan> needs more jesus porn
<amoeba> of course - those nails on the cross leave some handy holes.
<thebmw> yeah, I heard he liked getting nailed
<thebmw> and he could stay up for days
<amoeba> oh no we're going to hell
<thebmw> meh
<The_Dan> and rise again soon after
<zarquin> he was a bit of a (t)horny bastard
<thebmw> it really would be the holy grail of porn
<The_Dan> biblical proportions
<thebmw> for sure, they'll celebrate it every year