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#9029 Up↑ /6 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-24 00:17 WST
< nephrita> I am hoping I will be divided up into my component parts
< nephrita> and distributed among many people
< nephrita> leaving only smears
< nephrita> and then my DNA will take over
< nephrita> and I will control like 20 bodies
< nephrita> my puppets
< froglet> nephrita: am i the only one who thinks this is both hilarious and disturbing?
< nephrita> thinks what
< froglet> "my puppets"
< nephrita> what
< nephrita> what is wrong with wanting to have puppets
< nephrita> people puppets
< spartan> nephrita wants to enact The Evil Dead on a larger scale.. and there's no law stopping this
< froglet> in fact, it's legal.
< spartan> I for one, don't want to be the Bruce Campbell character in these events
< nephrita> encouraged
< maset> you need an anatomy license to deal with cadavers
* cameron is pretending that the cadaver discussion isn't happening
< nephrita> wait, cadavers?
< cephei> von hagan!
< nephrita> I mean yes that is what I'd be
< cephei> <3
< spartan> MEMENTO MORI
< nephrita> but I don't need an anatomy licence to be an evil cadaver
< maset> operant conditioning has made me hungry
< nephrita> lol yes
< nephrita> cadaver hunger
< froglet> i hate you guys so much sometimes.
< maset> it's so weird, yet so universal
< nephrita> yes
< froglet> I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my life. -
#9024 Up↑ /10 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-12 22:01 WST
< spartan> I'd trade a kidney for a touchscreen computer that could do IP68
< coxy> why
< spartan> imagine how damn useful it would be
< spartan> where could you not use it?
< cameron> spartan: your priorities seem very wrong
< spartan> they sure are
< spartan> I should be trading that kidney for a night with Olivia Wilde
< coxy> you do have 2 -
#8862 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-07-12 12:08 WST
< Gretel> my cat is scared of the rain, but wants to go outside :/
< cameron> put it on a plane to Broome?
< Gretel> The idea of that cat on a plane is pretty funny.
<+tpg> "Have you got snakes on a plane? Cure it by using 'Cat on a Plane' (TM)!"
< cameron> The 2010 blockbuster "Cat On A Plane", starring Samuel L. Jackson as Chris ****, Jessica Alba as Zoe ***** and Diesel as herself -
#8607 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2009-08-10 10:35 WST
< spartan> perhaps the club can apt-get install moar_chickas
< cameron> is that equivalent to `apt-get install moar-chickpeas` for vegetarians? :p
< spartan> I'm pretty sure that a man wants women more than a vego wants some more mush
< brado> spartan: I don't know.. those vegos are pretty hungry come feeding time
< shmookey> perhaps not when the woman comes in a package
< spartan> got to say, I'm not one for freeze-dried females
* brado refuses to participate further :)
< cameron> does rigor mortis make you hard?
< brado> lol
< Gretel> you're all fucking creepy
< spartan> catch 22... we're (well, me at least) creepy due to lack of chickas due to creepiness due to...
<@Zanchey> Gretel: you think?