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#8510 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-04 22:17 WST
< vixen> lurk
< shmookey> hey alix
<@sjy> vixen: you suck at lurking
< adrian> lurky?
< spartan> sjy: we're speaking in english, so we can't tell which verb type 'lurk' is
< spartan> methinks it's the imperative
<@sjy> spartan: I guess that's the only form of the verb in english that can stand alone as a valid sentence
<@sjy> spartan: that said, correct internetese would demand the qualifier 'moar'
< spartan> hmm
< cameron> I dispute the existence of 'correct internetese'
< spartan> cameron: have you never raged at someone saying ROFLMAO at 'rot-fel-may-yoh'?
< cameron> no
< cameron> I have never experienced anyone trying to pronounce ROFLMAO (or even ROFL) out loud
< spartan> feel lucky you haven't
< cameron> something which I'm quite happy to continue to not experience
<@sjy> cameron: perhaps we need to establish an Academie Internetaise
* cameron laughs
< adrian> i'll fix that for your cameron
< adrian> I also say "MOAR"
< cameron> is "moar" pronounced any differently form "more" ?!
<@sjy> cameron: yeah, it's like 'oar' with an m in front of it, rather than 'ore'...
< adrian> Well depends if you're trying to communicate the difference or not
< adrian> This will make a great topic of discussion when we're both drunk and at the same place, cameron -
#8476 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-29 21:31 WST
<cameron> Zanchey: alt-sysrq-k, kills all processes attached to your VT. but that's supposed to be for kernel debugging I thought.
<cameron> what you really want is something like Control-Alt-Delete in Windows.
<trs80> cameron: atl-sysrq-k was supposed to perform the same function as ctrl-alt-del, a secure access key
<Zanchey> trs80: I guess it does secure your terminal, in a way
<cameron> it sucks compared to Windows though -
#8419 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-12 13:21 WST
<Zanchey> hmm, walk against warming
<Zanchey> although hippies do kinda annoy me
<cameron> personally, this summer, I will be Switching The Air Conditioner On Against Warming
<maset> I didn't do it last year because I was Drinking Against Warming all the night before
<Zanchey> that's an event I can get behind -
#8281 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2008-06-27 08:58 WST
<zarquin> i'll show you my string
<zarquin> theory
<thebmw> zarquin: the girls tell me it's not as big as it's cracked up to be
<zarquin> i tie-r of these false accusations
<zarquin> i wonder who roped them into saying that
<thebmw> it was part of a multi-threaded conversation
<harrymc> zarquin: give you enough ..
<thebmw> but the who is knot terribly important
<zarquin> i was a-fray-d of rhtat
<zarquin> i don't think i can strand it any longer...
<kadeton> that was a dreadful line
<kadeton> totally dis-cord-ant
<thebmw> kadeton seems to have cottoned on to our conversation now
<kadeton> indeed, I'm having a ball
<thebmw> though he's perhaps being a bit of a granny about it
<zarquin> it's reel-y quite bad
<kadeton> quit your twining
<cameron> it's more knit-picking really
<zarquin> weave really got to get a grip on where we're going
<thebmw> but also put some more hemp-phasis on where we've already been
<^spyn> i am going to sew you all for making such bad puns
<thebmw> typical of spyn to cut us off
<harrymc> spyn should stop his twining -
#140 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2007-10-12 17:11 WST
< shmookey> oh you missed my snide comment
< cameron> You need better comedic thyming.
< cameron> Also more variety. It's the spice of humour.
< shmookey> it's that season again is it?
* shmookey shrugs gingerly
* cameron laughs.
< cameron> You're nuts!
< cameron> I was just giving you some sage advice.
< shmookey> calling people names can be a form of a salt
< cameron> No need for such a chili attitude
< shmookey> haha don't worry, I'm just capering
< shmookey> I expect in half an hour the window will be peppered with these silly puns
< ^spyn> do it again
< cameron> You mean to say that shmookey and I think we're fennel but we're not? :P
< splintax> where are you saucing these puns from?
< thebmw> you want to know where those puns are cummin from?
< ^spyn> oh god
< shmookey> haha thebmw that was mint
< cameron> Yeah, one of the few puns here that actually cuts the mustard
< shmookey> ^spyn you will rue the day you interrupted our pun session
< ^spyn> shmookey: are you some kind of sage because you are telling how it is
< Gretel> oh for fucks sake guys
< shmookey> Gretel is clearly nettled by our poor wordplay
< Gretel> oh yes very clever
< splintax> we're just trying to spread happiness
< Gretel> heh.
< splintax> no need to redress us for it
< ^spyn> there is plenty of thyme for happiness
< splintax> ^spyn: way to reuse our buns -
#136 Up↑ /10 Down↓ [Report] 2007-10-03 23:48 WST
<shmookey> "How on earth am I going to do a search-and-replace from the command-line?", Tom said.
<splintax> "I guess I'll have to search through the man pages", he griped.
<splintax> "Let me go", mumbled Tom cagily.
<hell_hou1d> "I am cold," said Tom coldly
<shmookey> "I know, I'll output all the text to the terminal", said Tom cattily.
<shmookey> "But if only I could just output the last bit...", Tom tailed off.
<splintax> "Well, that's showbiz," mused Tom.
<splintax> "I wish the mail server was online," pined Tom.
<cameron> "I suck at coming up with these", Tom shouted over the vacuum cleaner.
<shmookey> "Someone else can deal with all this data", Tom piped up.
<splintax> "This file must be renamed," moved Tom.
<shmookey> "This file must be renamed," copied Frank.
<splintax> "It's a shame I can't read that fast," mourned Tom.
<shmookey> "Mail's still not up...", Tom muttered.
<splintax> "Guess I'll have to read it manually," Tom said vimdictively.
<splintax> "If only this software were cross-platform," whined Tom.
<@Zanchey> "What a change," Tom trilled.
<@Zanchey> "We need regularity in our expressions," Tom said.
<splintax> There was something wrong with this user, but Tom couldn't put his finger on it.
<shmookey> "Why do you stay still for so long, n00b?" Tom sniped.
<@Zanchey> "Just take the third one," Tom said cuttingingly.
< splintax> "?", said Ed.
<@Zanchey> "I've got the power," he said sharply.
<@Zanchey> "Can you put it together?" Tom asked.
<shmookey> "Web's down too," said Tom, linking his ideas together
<splintax> "Everybody's talking," said Tom of the controversy.
<@Zanchey> "It's a pity," Tom consoled her.
<shmookey> "I'm thinking of going to Java," said Ruby.
<splintax> "Why is termcap so complicated?" cursed Tom.
<@Zanchey> "Just link them together," said Tom, keeping a lid on his anger.
<splintax> "I feel like I'm reinventing the wheel here," said Tom glibly.
<@Zanchey> wow, that's amazingly foresighted, they've extended the due time from 9am to 12mid due to the fremantle line shutdown
<shmookey> "That's amazingly foresighted," said Zanchey, busily.
<splintax> "Why not watch the F1 racing?" offered Tom helpfully.
<shmookey> "I just got an M3," beamed Tom.
<splintax> "Pfft, a German car?" lambasted Jerry.
<splintax> "It's the best I can afford", said Tom speedily. -
#126 Up↑ /15 Down↓ [Report] 2007-09-21 14:05 WST
-!- splintax is now known as dick_cheese
< cameron> This is a pretty cheesey conversation
< dick_cheese> now now, no need to get all holier-than-thou about it, cameron
< dick_cheese> that's not very mature of you
< cameron> If I was any more mature, I'd be covered in mould.
< shmookey> cameron: your blue veins are enough
< splintax> shmookey: no need to wax critical
< splintax> wow this is pretty hard
< cameron> You're doing grate so far.
< splintax> now if you guys could just stop grilling me for results
< shmookey> it just oc curd to me that this is kinda lame
< shmookey> splintax: no need to melt down at the slightest provocation
< splintax> shmookey: that's whey out of line
< maset> I'm quite fondue of puns
< cameron> ho ho ho. you'll be edammed to hell for that one splintax
< splintax> your witticisms make the blood curdle, cameron
< splintax> fuck
< splintax> I just realised that's just a derivative of curd. :(
< cameron> Yes. You should try harder to integrate original ideas.
< maset> I gouda try harder
< shmookey> splintax: you lactose talent
< maset> This is a very cultured conversation
< shmookey> you're stiltons better than hell_hound though
< splintax> we're scraping the bottom of the barrel here
< splintax> I'd prefer to continue this discussion unfetta'd by hell_hound's comments
< maset> I'm not sure where you're pulling these fromage
< cameron> maset: I think it would brie better if that was kept secret
< shmookey> what swiss these crap puns?
< Gretel> hell_hound, you seem to be a dickhead. Just for the record
-!- Gretel is now known as Gretelsleep
< cameron> Gretel: you camambert quit yet!
< hell_hound> oi gretel u'd have to meet me really to judge someone
< maset> hell_hound: stopping parma'ing yourself off as a victim
< hell_hound> you can't just judge someone
< shmookey> you're devon'itly right
< splintax> shmookey: not in this kase
< cameron> "Dear dairy, what a day it's been."
< maset> hell_hound: Gruyere did you read that?
< splintax> looks like wi-cotta nother bad pun
< maset> I'ts almost time to stop wheeling out these block headed puns
< splintax> this is terrible, I'm heading back to my cottage
< maset> hell_hound: you should join in the fungus
< maset> hell_hound is going crackers
< shmookey> yeah, stop wine'ing
< cameron> maset: I'll have your head on a platter if you keep this up :)
< splintax> no need to wine
< splintax> fuck you shmookey
< splintax> guess I can't reinvent the wheel then
< cameron> splintax: shmookey is rather good, isn't he?
< cameron> in fact you could probably go so far as calling him krafty
< splintax> well, begas can't be choosers
< shmookey> cameron: I bega to differ
< splintax> HA
< shmookey> FUCK
< splintax> looks like you just got shredded
< shmookey> why don't you look pasteurize and see the poor man being owned before you?
< maset> I can see Frenchie getting cheese clothed off pretty soon
< maset> damnit
* maset tries again
< splintax> too late maset, you've already spoiled it
< shmookey> hell_hound: you came from a cow, but I milked her anyway
< maset> how udderly wonderful
< cameron> Jokes of inter-ga-lactic proportions
< splintax> I'm hitting the sack, I'm finding myself intolerant of these buns
< splintax> I coon't take it anymore