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#8862 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-07-12 12:08 WST
< Gretel> my cat is scared of the rain, but wants to go outside :/
< cameron> put it on a plane to Broome?
< Gretel> The idea of that cat on a plane is pretty funny.
<+tpg> "Have you got snakes on a plane? Cure it by using 'Cat on a Plane' (TM)!"
< cameron> The 2010 blockbuster "Cat On A Plane", starring Samuel L. Jackson as Chris ****, Jessica Alba as Zoe ***** and Diesel as herself -
#8844 Up↑ /4 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-09 22:04 WST
<coxy> goddammit I hate when people post newborn pics on facebook
<coxy> goddamn ugly babies
<maset> +1
<Gretel> I hate the ones where the dudes are still covered in blood
<Gretel> almost as bad as those people that videotape births
<maset> extreme reverse fisting
<Gretel> oh god
<Gretel> I hate you
<maset> it hurts, they have to take drugs, but they enjoy it
<Gretel> I'm not sure I want babies anymore :( -
#8633 Up↑ /9 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-14 21:48 WST
< Gretel> spook, sounds like you and your girlfriend need to have a chat
< spook> Gretel: i split up with her about 4 weeks ago. good job being sensitive.
< Gretel> oh god
< Gretel> sorry :(
< spook> Gretel: and to grind more salt into your humilation, we had been together 4.5 years.
< Gretel> wow. So this is what being a complete cock feels like.