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#8631 Up↑ /4 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-10 14:41 WST
< Gretel> you're all very silly
< spartan> not as silly as you when you're drugged-up!
< spartan> yer like "bwah, I'm all over the place... because I'm on *drugs*!"
< spartan> or at the least (and more accurately) "shutup, maset"
< Gretel> haha
* sjy wonders what spartan would be like on drugs
< spartan> I'm thinking I'd be less crazy.. enough people on the street probably think I am as it is!
< maset> LSD should go on the PBS for terminal boredom -
#8610 Up↑ /7 Down↓ [Report] 2009-08-13 09:19 WST
< Gretel> maset, you never got over me? awwwww how sweet :P
< maset> shit
< spook> maset: oh you're naughty
< maset> I'm a regular James T Kirk
<@spartan> what, gay for Spock?
< Gretel> haha
< spook> hahaha
< Gretel> oh god that movie was gay in bits
< spook> BURN
< Gretel> I need to stop reading slash I think
<@Zanchey> kirk bones slash
<@Zanchey> 4 eva -
#8609 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-08-12 02:16 WST
< Gretel> while chris was in europe I used to just wind the fucking windows down :P He gets grumpy at that
<@spartan> does he get hayfever or dislike petrol fumes?
< Gretel> I think he dislikes the music up loud
< Gretel> or can't hear me talk (I've no idea why you'd want to)
< Gretel> anyway, he's a fucking goth.
< Gretel> I guess it makes it feel more like he's inside in the dark hiding away
< Gretel> rather than driving with GunNRoses and a bogan girlfriend pulling finger signs at cyclists :P -
#8607 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2009-08-10 10:35 WST
< spartan> perhaps the club can apt-get install moar_chickas
< cameron> is that equivalent to `apt-get install moar-chickpeas` for vegetarians? :p
< spartan> I'm pretty sure that a man wants women more than a vego wants some more mush
< brado> spartan: I don't know.. those vegos are pretty hungry come feeding time
< shmookey> perhaps not when the woman comes in a package
< spartan> got to say, I'm not one for freeze-dried females
* brado refuses to participate further :)
< cameron> does rigor mortis make you hard?
< brado> lol
< Gretel> you're all fucking creepy
< spartan> catch 22... we're (well, me at least) creepy due to lack of chickas due to creepiness due to...
<@Zanchey> Gretel: you think? -
#8414 Up↑ /4 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-22 16:52 WST
< amoeba> then you get those guys who do themselves up in leopard body paint and have sex. and then post pictures of it on the internet. apparently leopards have opposable thumbs now
< zarquin> how useful
< amoeba> i would have thought it'd smudge or something and then you'd just have two leopard-coloured smudges having sex
< Gretel> wait till the paint dries?
< amoeba> that's not paint, i'm afraid
< Gretel> hm. I remember in high school that if you wanted to draw patterns on yourself you'd spray hairspray over it to keep it from smudging
<@Zanchey> ...
< thebmw> there are some places I don't want to think about hair spray going
< amoeba> for everything else, there's mastercard -
#8400 Up↑ /8 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 15:50 WST
< Zoe> also what's the nicest way to wake someone up when you need a carlift off them?
< shmookey> air-horn
< amoeba> taser
< shmookey> pot of boiling water
< Zoe> but he's being so cute all sleep on my bed
< amoeba> pot of boiling oil
< Zoe> shmookey: I don't want my bed wet :(
< amoeba> pot of flaming oil
< amoeba> it won't be wet if it's on fire
< Zoe> maset obviously isn't online
< Zoe> there's no teabagging suggestion (Chris woke up at me laughing)
< Ricochet> Loud music
< amoeba> delivered via headphones
< amoeba> so when they wake up, panic, and try and cover their ears to block the noise out it only gets worse
< shmookey> teabagging wouldn't be the most practical suggestion for a girl anyway
< shmookey> (unlike taser and pot of flaming oil)
< Zoe> shmookey: I'm sure maset would have run over at the chance :P
< maset> well I would think the nicest way to wake someone up when you need a carlift from them is oral sex
< maset> so no, I wouldn't be running over :)
< Zoe> maset: not enough time for that
< Zoe> and on that note. I'm heading off -
#8385 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2008-07-30 23:43 WST
Gretel> oh dear god. Student services gave Chris free thongs
Phildo> sexy
Gretel> like foot thongs
Gretel> I have never seen anything as hilarious as an exgoth in thongs
Gretel> its like, here I am, trying to be a bogan
Gretel> when really, I want to be at home inside in the dark writing poetry