Search Results
-
#8612 Up↑ /4 Down↓ [Report] 2009-08-17 16:33 WST
< maset> ooh another friend falls foul of swine flu
< maset> maybe I'm a carrier
< spook> lol anil
<@spartan> maset: seems surprisingly hard to spread
< spook> maset: carrier of gay more like :P
< maset> spook: it's true. I bring happy times
<@spartan> maset's been a carrier of the where'd-my-dacks-go virus for a long time
<@spartan> it's a good thing that turning 30 seems to be a cure
<@Zanchey> I suspect it's merely in remission
< maset> I didn't remove my underwear
< maset> well except once at the tav, but that was different -
#8500 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-16 21:05 WST
<maset> ok, I had a fucking weird dream last night
<maset> somehow I ended up at a group support session for women suffering post-partem depression
<maset> and it somehow was filled with cock-hungry sluts
<maset> with post-partem depression
<maset> I got weirded out and fled
<maset> oops, post-partum
<maset> I'm blaming that one on alcohol withdrawal
<adrian_> maset: whoa
<adrian_> maset: that sounds like a great dream.
<maset> adrian_: eh, even in my dreams I'm sexually repressed
<adrian_> maset: time to throw a party and invite hot girls
<adrian_> maset: taken or not taken, they may help -
#8437 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-13 12:56 WST
Zanchey> davyd: I was going to come round but I'm not allowed to leave
the house until my room is clean (I am not making this shit up,
enforced by mother and girlfriend in concert)
Barnes> whipped
Barnes> so badly
maset> David Adam, master of his own destiny -
#8419 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-12 13:21 WST
<Zanchey> hmm, walk against warming
<Zanchey> although hippies do kinda annoy me
<cameron> personally, this summer, I will be Switching The Air Conditioner On Against Warming
<maset> I didn't do it last year because I was Drinking Against Warming all the night before
<Zanchey> that's an event I can get behind -
#8400 Up↑ /8 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 15:50 WST
< Zoe> also what's the nicest way to wake someone up when you need a carlift off them?
< shmookey> air-horn
< amoeba> taser
< shmookey> pot of boiling water
< Zoe> but he's being so cute all sleep on my bed
< amoeba> pot of boiling oil
< Zoe> shmookey: I don't want my bed wet :(
< amoeba> pot of flaming oil
< amoeba> it won't be wet if it's on fire
< Zoe> maset obviously isn't online
< Zoe> there's no teabagging suggestion (Chris woke up at me laughing)
< Ricochet> Loud music
< amoeba> delivered via headphones
< amoeba> so when they wake up, panic, and try and cover their ears to block the noise out it only gets worse
< shmookey> teabagging wouldn't be the most practical suggestion for a girl anyway
< shmookey> (unlike taser and pot of flaming oil)
< Zoe> shmookey: I'm sure maset would have run over at the chance :P
< maset> well I would think the nicest way to wake someone up when you need a carlift from them is oral sex
< maset> so no, I wouldn't be running over :)
< Zoe> maset: not enough time for that
< Zoe> and on that note. I'm heading off -
#8280 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2008-06-24 23:02 WST
<maset> so there was a recent communique re the next UWA expo. Apparently AnHB aren't allowed to put their logo on the back of our shirts. The email was to find a catchphrase that filled in 'Anatomists do it with ...' or something better.
<maset> I replied with 'cadavers'
<maset> But resisted replying with 'Anatomy, it's not just porn'
<maset> I replied to the ENTIRE school, but only recieved congratulations from 4 people.