< matches> Bash is awesome, except for the 90% of it that involves quotation marks
matches: We're a computer club, not a people club. Get out!
19:09 < matches> It doesn't seem like a very nerdy thing, and I am a nerd
13:13 < matches> Can people refrain from throwing persephone out, if the club doesn't want it I will take it 13:14 < matches> My family will be very angry with me for obtaining another piece of junk computer, but they can deal with it
<matches> WHY IS THERE A TURKEY IN MY ARMY!?