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#9325 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2014-09-01 15:33 WST
<+TPG> *if you have a child that is absolutely positioned, or relative
positioned outside the normal bounding box, 'overflow: auto' would
cause the parent to grow quite large
< shmookey> TPG: imagine how confusing that sentence would be to someone
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#9278 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2014-04-11 22:05 WST
<+Zanchey> the openssl developers are in the unfortunate position of having to write code that is both performance critical and security critical
< JamesT> Zanchey: their "fix" is using magic numbers (there is also an unused variable now)
< JamesT> idiots
<@shmookey> you should, and i recommend this very sincerely and in good faith, call other people idiots less often
Later that day...
< JamesT> just got burned epicly by the OpenSSL devs
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#9249 Up↑ /31 Down↓ [Report] 2013-08-10 16:03 WST
< shmookey> there are better, safer ways of getting your 15 minutes of fame these days
< shmookey> like making a series of youtube videos where you attach various clamping objects to your nipples
< spartan> until you try car batteries, it's all good fun
< Eskilla> shmookey: Hmmm, I may check that out
< spartan> <_<
< Eskilla> But, isn't the comic version of the picture of dorian grey called 'The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen'? :P
< Eskilla> Oh god
< Eskilla> I meant the comic, not the
< Eskilla> Oh god
* Eskilla parts channel
< spartan> judgement free zone does not extend that far
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#9152 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2012-07-26 13:00 WST
12:44 < shmookey> I had an idea for a game where you have to get through various situations in public like catching a bus or waiting in line at mcdonalds on a saturday night without seeming creepy and weird by being careful not to make too much eye contact with strangers or move around too much or too quickly, or take too long to respond to dialogue, or chosoe an awkward dialogue option etc
< shmookey> I'll call it "Introversion" or "The Autist" -
#9132 Up↑ /8 Down↓ [Report] 2012-04-01 22:32 WST
< shmookey> I need to add a thing to reggie that adds people to an ignore list if they ever use it to match a whole message and replace it with a new one
< shmookey> (XReaper I am looking at you)
< spartan> s/.*/I'M THE FUN POLICE/
< reggie> <shmookey> I'M THE FUN POLICE
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#9130 Up↑ /14 Down↓ [Report] 2012-03-29 16:13 WST
< shmookey> you guys should make your mascot a hip hop artist and rebrand with 'pimped out' connection plans and 'phat pipes'
< shmookey> because a gangster never waits
< shmookey> you could call it 'bits by dre'
< froglet> is measuring jokes in spartans a thing yet?
< shmookey> lol
< froglet> coz that would be at least five spartans -
#9078 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2011-11-11 23:16 WST
< froglet> man, now all i can think about is that thing monkeys do to scare each other off
< froglet> http://www.chinahearsay.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/angry-monkey.jpg
< froglet> the human equivalent of this is duckface.
< shmookey> froglet: wow that puts a whole new spin on it
< shmookey> now I'm going to assume the biggest ducklips in the group picture is the alpha duck