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#8595 Up↑ /4 Down↓ [Report] 2009-07-03 15:33 WST
<@prothoss> spartan: don't you feel like it's a waste when you use such a big screen to run irc?
<@spartan> I did it for the "OMFG OVERKILL!!1!" lulziness
<@prothoss> get a projector then!
<@spartan> or run it on the epic Dallas Cowboys stadium plasma display
<@prothoss> incase you want thousands of fans to read irc with you
<@prothoss> get some commentators
<@prothoss> hell yeah, we need some irc cheerleaders
<@spartan> dude, I'm game for that
<@prothoss> get some spirit into this channel!
<@spartan> "gimme an 'I'! .... I SAID GIMME AN 'I'!"
<@spartan> "ah screw it, 'R' 'C'... I hope you lazies are happy now, me and Cindy quit this dull gig"
<@prothoss> text based cheerleaders... alright
* prothoss waves pompoms around
* prothoss jumps in the air
<@spartan> /*o/* /*o/*
<@spartan> *\o*\ *\o*\
< shmookey> gay
<@prothoss> shmookey: sounds like someone needs to get some spirit into them!
<@prothoss> hmm I wonder if I could organise some cheerleaders for the lan tomorrow...
<@prothoss> that would make team-based games far more interesting
<@prothoss> well, maybe not the game
<@prothoss> just the environment -
#8510 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-04 22:17 WST
< vixen> lurk
< shmookey> hey alix
<@sjy> vixen: you suck at lurking
< adrian> lurky?
< spartan> sjy: we're speaking in english, so we can't tell which verb type 'lurk' is
< spartan> methinks it's the imperative
<@sjy> spartan: I guess that's the only form of the verb in english that can stand alone as a valid sentence
<@sjy> spartan: that said, correct internetese would demand the qualifier 'moar'
< spartan> hmm
< cameron> I dispute the existence of 'correct internetese'
< spartan> cameron: have you never raged at someone saying ROFLMAO at 'rot-fel-may-yoh'?
< cameron> no
< cameron> I have never experienced anyone trying to pronounce ROFLMAO (or even ROFL) out loud
< spartan> feel lucky you haven't
< cameron> something which I'm quite happy to continue to not experience
<@sjy> cameron: perhaps we need to establish an Academie Internetaise
* cameron laughs
< adrian> i'll fix that for your cameron
< adrian> I also say "MOAR"
< cameron> is "moar" pronounced any differently form "more" ?!
<@sjy> cameron: yeah, it's like 'oar' with an m in front of it, rather than 'ore'...
< adrian> Well depends if you're trying to communicate the difference or not
< adrian> This will make a great topic of discussion when we're both drunk and at the same place, cameron -
#8493 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-13 08:37 WST
< ziph> So what's the story behind the nick "shmookey"?
< shmookey> long and uninteresting
< shmookey> tl;dr: a geek, a russian and a midget met at a bus stop, decided to start a software project and three months later the russian was calling the geek "shmookey" and the midget had ran off to join a rock band
< shmookey> I guess the name just stuck -
#8400 Up↑ /8 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 15:50 WST
< Zoe> also what's the nicest way to wake someone up when you need a carlift off them?
< shmookey> air-horn
< amoeba> taser
< shmookey> pot of boiling water
< Zoe> but he's being so cute all sleep on my bed
< amoeba> pot of boiling oil
< Zoe> shmookey: I don't want my bed wet :(
< amoeba> pot of flaming oil
< amoeba> it won't be wet if it's on fire
< Zoe> maset obviously isn't online
< Zoe> there's no teabagging suggestion (Chris woke up at me laughing)
< Ricochet> Loud music
< amoeba> delivered via headphones
< amoeba> so when they wake up, panic, and try and cover their ears to block the noise out it only gets worse
< shmookey> teabagging wouldn't be the most practical suggestion for a girl anyway
< shmookey> (unlike taser and pot of flaming oil)
< Zoe> shmookey: I'm sure maset would have run over at the chance :P
< maset> well I would think the nicest way to wake someone up when you need a carlift from them is oral sex
< maset> so no, I wouldn't be running over :)
< Zoe> maset: not enough time for that
< Zoe> and on that note. I'm heading off -
#8273 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2008-06-14 20:50 WST
* sjy starts debate about decimalized time
* shmookey clocks sjy over the head for starting another useless debate
* maset watches with interest
<shmookey> sjy: since you started this, I vote you take minutes of this discussion
<shmookey> anyone second that?
<prothoss> I'll chime in with a couple ideas here and now
<shmookey> good, hour discussions are always better with lots of participants
<thebmw> I'd give you a hand, but I'm leaving work now
<maset> this is all just a big wind up
<prothoss> it should be a pretty epoch discussion
<thebmw> any moment now, someone is sure to spring into action
<shmookey> now now, no need to be alarmed
<thebmw> that kind of talk has the potential to earn you a slap on the wrist
<prothoss> that's more like it, seasoning this up with some action!
* prothoss cycles on home
<shmookey> on your cheap second-hand bicycle?
* thebmw is getting ticked off -
#8239 Up↑ /7 Down↓ [Report] 2008-05-13 00:40 WST
19:47 < sjy> hmmm. i locked the snack machine, and now i can't open it again. :(
19:47 < sjy> the key is really dodgy
19:48 < shmookey> the lock is also very stiff
19:48 < shmookey> bit of lube would probably help
19:48 < zarquin> anil aparently has a lot at his place
19:49 < sjy> there was a much better joke just waiting to be made there
19:50 < zarquin> maybe you just need to play with the lock a bit more to get it warmed up? :p
19:50 < shmookey> you probably shouldn't go straight for the lock anyway
19:50 < shmookey> play with the keypad a bit first
19:52 < sjy> well, that time i went a little more gently to start with, then rammed it in hard; opened that bitch right up
19:52 * zarquin stops playing this game -
#8204 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2008-05-01 22:12 WST
<sjy> hmm, let's have a heated debate about nuclear power
<shmookey> you're just fission for controversy
<shmookey> really, no matter how logically anyone argues about it, you'll just laugh atom
<sjy> you're just a little boy, your opinion means nothing
<sjy> I think that we could all be enriched by this discussion
<thebmw> your argument is just a fusion of ideas
<shmookey> seriously though, nuclear power is the bomb
<thebmw> I would make some more points, but fear you'd just go ballistic
<shmookey> so would I, but last time I did you had some sort of meltdown
<sjy> isotope you've considered all the pros and cons before making such a statement
<thebmw> besides, nuclear power will probably fallout of use soon anyway
<shmookey> did chernobyl gates supports nuclear power
<thebmw> how about we talk some more over polonium sandwiches?
<thebmw> or would you prefer a trip to francium?
<sjy> that's sub-critical, we can do it later
<sjy> the quality of this conversation is decaying
<sjy> beta come up with something good before i need to split
<thebmw> but I thought you were the alpha male?
<sjy> nah, I spend most of my nights alone playing half-life
<thebmw> That's not a good plan, you can't make a korea out of doing that
<sjy> what-eV-a
<thebmw> c, that attitude's just asking for trouble
<shmookey> I wish I could work out how to make the radio active on my phone :(
<shmookey> I'm just about depleted for ideas
<sjy> I guess we've reached critical mass
<sjy> that's enough puns fermi, anyway
<thebmw> yeah, they are starting to bohr me
<sjy> I'm going to go and listen to some heavy metal
<thebmw> I'd rutherford listen to drum + bass right now
<thebmw> sorry, I think I executed that one rather pauli
<thebmw> but I do feel that I was lead on -
#7911 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2008-04-20 20:48 WST
< shmookey> can anyone recommend me some kind of book holding device suitable for lying about on couches and beds and stuff?
< sjy> I would just feel like an idiot having some contraption hold a book in front of my face for me
< victor> maybe, but it sure would be handy
< shmookey> I guess someone just needs to come up with a novel idea for one
< shmookey> maybe I'm not reading deeply enough into it, but it seems like an easy problem to solve
< shmookey> there must be some kind of story behind the patents for them not being more popular
< shmookey> maybe everyone's already booked out for this evening
< victor> i tried to think of a pun that would somehow incorporate "stop posting" but my mind WAS A BLANK PAGE
< shmookey> there's a whole library of possibilities
< shmookey> and it's not like manual labour
< victor> im not good at coming up with references
< shmookey> that's because you're spineless
< shmookey> nah you're all write
< shmookey> apart from victor I can't get a single chapter contribute :(
< victor> theres a fine line between pun and malapropism
< victor> noone here respects your title
< victor> theres too much spacing between our replies
< shmookey> that's the word on the street, I hear
victor> this requires too much inking
< victor> i wonder how many we'll get through before it comes to a full stop
< shmookey> yeah, I think we're pretty much sentenced to stay here until we exhaust all the easy ones
< shmookey> on the author hand, maybe we already have
< victor> this excersise is really punctuating my inability to start my assignment
< victor> which is bad because im sure the law department wants my paper back
< shmookey> yeah, same. the sheer volume of work in front of me this study break is scary
< victor> Ive certainly got a lot to cover
< shmookey> don't let it make you lose the plot
< shmookey> you're not the first person to be swamped with work
< victor> I can handle the pressure, ive got a lot of character
< victor> this activity is really hard to put down
< victor> I think the time Ive spent doing it illustrates my point well
< shmookey> it's kind of comical that we're racking our brains on this instead of stuff we need to do
< victor> this has got to be a record for two-man punning
< shmookey> yeah, it's been pretty epic
< victor> by the time i get my work done the grass will be covered in dewey
< victor> that one was pretty bad, but when it comes to punning I cant roll with the prose
< victor> you, on the other hand, are in pretty good form
< shmookey> IRC is a pretty good setting for puns
< coxy> http://img.waffleimages.com/327eb4340f88b964a6810a4a8e67978d219f12b1/sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfdsf.jpg
< shmookey> the cold makes me too indexterous to type quickly
< shmookey> the contents of this window is now almost entirely puns
< victor> you just turned a new page in lateral thinking
< victor> coxy you ruined the streak when you could have been a valuable third person
< shmookey> still cold though :(. I hear peruse nice this time of year, maybe I should go there
< victor> some hot skim milk should warm you up
< shmookey> yeah, and stories of the grass being greener elsewhere are generally fiction
< victor> its hard to know if you've gone to far at tomes
< shmookey> as long as you don't mention your colon you'll be alright
< shmookey> the guy across the road is always making a bracket
< shmookey> maybe I should slash his tyres
< victor> or beat him into a comma
< shmookey> either way, it would involve putting my asterisk
< victor> i really need to get to work, but I dont want to parse up this opportunity
< victor> the pun truly is mightier than the sword
< shmookey> yeah, I need to dash off too. it's been fun. -
#6718 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2008-03-02 05:49 WST
<spartanhelmet> I've been lurking around the site, but the irc seemed kinda beyond the limits of normal behaviour until I'd actually JOINED
<prothoss> lurking around the site before joining... spartanhelmet = shmookey2.0?
<spartanhelmet> did shmookey know about brightlink about 6 months in advance of signup?
<shmookey> I was here before the brightlink was, so that would have been quite a feat
<spartanhelmet> cause that would be tragic..... I was more excited about dispense :)
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<spartanhelmet> looks like there are so many things dadams hasn't set the slaves on then
<shmookey> oh, you know Zanchey?
<spartanhelmet> nope... the wiki is infamouse though, hehe
<spartanhelmet> i'll be in on monday to waste away the first of many inter-class hours on the webs, but till then sayonara
*** Signoff: spartanhelmet (Quit: Leaving)
<shmookey> creepier than I was
<trs80> well, he's the 2.0 version of you, improvements have been made