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#9278 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2014-04-11 22:05 WST
<+Zanchey> the openssl developers are in the unfortunate position of having to write code that is both performance critical and security critical
< JamesT> Zanchey: their "fix" is using magic numbers (there is also an unused variable now)
< JamesT> idiots
<@shmookey> you should, and i recommend this very sincerely and in good faith, call other people idiots less often
Later that day...
< JamesT> just got burned epicly by the OpenSSL devs
<+sjy> should have followed shmookey's advice -
#8523 Up↑ /9 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-13 16:41 WST
<sjy> <spartan> I blame those pissheads at Leisure
<sjy> <spartan> "you know what would be funny? if we dumped something in the carpark!" *hic-hic*
<sjy> <iiRider> NIGGERS!
<sjy> <iiRider> JEWS
<sjy> <iiRider> FAGGOTS!
<sjy> yes, we here at UCC are far more mature than those lowly drinking club members
<spartan> that was just asking to be quoted, yes
<spartan> in our defence, we have rowan as the extreme rather than the norm -
#8510 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-04 22:17 WST
< vixen> lurk
< shmookey> hey alix
<@sjy> vixen: you suck at lurking
< adrian> lurky?
< spartan> sjy: we're speaking in english, so we can't tell which verb type 'lurk' is
< spartan> methinks it's the imperative
<@sjy> spartan: I guess that's the only form of the verb in english that can stand alone as a valid sentence
<@sjy> spartan: that said, correct internetese would demand the qualifier 'moar'
< spartan> hmm
< cameron> I dispute the existence of 'correct internetese'
< spartan> cameron: have you never raged at someone saying ROFLMAO at 'rot-fel-may-yoh'?
< cameron> no
< cameron> I have never experienced anyone trying to pronounce ROFLMAO (or even ROFL) out loud
< spartan> feel lucky you haven't
< cameron> something which I'm quite happy to continue to not experience
<@sjy> cameron: perhaps we need to establish an Academie Internetaise
* cameron laughs
< adrian> i'll fix that for your cameron
< adrian> I also say "MOAR"
< cameron> is "moar" pronounced any differently form "more" ?!
<@sjy> cameron: yeah, it's like 'oar' with an m in front of it, rather than 'ore'...
< adrian> Well depends if you're trying to communicate the difference or not
< adrian> This will make a great topic of discussion when we're both drunk and at the same place, cameron -
#8273 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2008-06-14 20:50 WST
* sjy starts debate about decimalized time
* shmookey clocks sjy over the head for starting another useless debate
* maset watches with interest
<shmookey> sjy: since you started this, I vote you take minutes of this discussion
<shmookey> anyone second that?
<prothoss> I'll chime in with a couple ideas here and now
<shmookey> good, hour discussions are always better with lots of participants
<thebmw> I'd give you a hand, but I'm leaving work now
<maset> this is all just a big wind up
<prothoss> it should be a pretty epoch discussion
<thebmw> any moment now, someone is sure to spring into action
<shmookey> now now, no need to be alarmed
<thebmw> that kind of talk has the potential to earn you a slap on the wrist
<prothoss> that's more like it, seasoning this up with some action!
* prothoss cycles on home
<shmookey> on your cheap second-hand bicycle?
* thebmw is getting ticked off -
#8239 Up↑ /7 Down↓ [Report] 2008-05-13 00:40 WST
19:47 < sjy> hmmm. i locked the snack machine, and now i can't open it again. :(
19:47 < sjy> the key is really dodgy
19:48 < shmookey> the lock is also very stiff
19:48 < shmookey> bit of lube would probably help
19:48 < zarquin> anil aparently has a lot at his place
19:49 < sjy> there was a much better joke just waiting to be made there
19:50 < zarquin> maybe you just need to play with the lock a bit more to get it warmed up? :p
19:50 < shmookey> you probably shouldn't go straight for the lock anyway
19:50 < shmookey> play with the keypad a bit first
19:52 < sjy> well, that time i went a little more gently to start with, then rammed it in hard; opened that bitch right up
19:52 * zarquin stops playing this game -
#8204 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2008-05-01 22:12 WST
<sjy> hmm, let's have a heated debate about nuclear power
<shmookey> you're just fission for controversy
<shmookey> really, no matter how logically anyone argues about it, you'll just laugh atom
<sjy> you're just a little boy, your opinion means nothing
<sjy> I think that we could all be enriched by this discussion
<thebmw> your argument is just a fusion of ideas
<shmookey> seriously though, nuclear power is the bomb
<thebmw> I would make some more points, but fear you'd just go ballistic
<shmookey> so would I, but last time I did you had some sort of meltdown
<sjy> isotope you've considered all the pros and cons before making such a statement
<thebmw> besides, nuclear power will probably fallout of use soon anyway
<shmookey> did chernobyl gates supports nuclear power
<thebmw> how about we talk some more over polonium sandwiches?
<thebmw> or would you prefer a trip to francium?
<sjy> that's sub-critical, we can do it later
<sjy> the quality of this conversation is decaying
<sjy> beta come up with something good before i need to split
<thebmw> but I thought you were the alpha male?
<sjy> nah, I spend most of my nights alone playing half-life
<thebmw> That's not a good plan, you can't make a korea out of doing that
<sjy> what-eV-a
<thebmw> c, that attitude's just asking for trouble
<shmookey> I wish I could work out how to make the radio active on my phone :(
<shmookey> I'm just about depleted for ideas
<sjy> I guess we've reached critical mass
<sjy> that's enough puns fermi, anyway
<thebmw> yeah, they are starting to bohr me
<sjy> I'm going to go and listen to some heavy metal
<thebmw> I'd rutherford listen to drum + bass right now
<thebmw> sorry, I think I executed that one rather pauli
<thebmw> but I do feel that I was lead on