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#8734 Up↑ /6 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-05 23:30 WST
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#8281 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2008-06-27 08:58 WST
<zarquin> i'll show you my string
<zarquin> theory
<thebmw> zarquin: the girls tell me it's not as big as it's cracked up to be
<zarquin> i tie-r of these false accusations
<zarquin> i wonder who roped them into saying that
<thebmw> it was part of a multi-threaded conversation
<harrymc> zarquin: give you enough ..
<thebmw> but the who is knot terribly important
<zarquin> i was a-fray-d of rhtat
<zarquin> i don't think i can strand it any longer...
<kadeton> that was a dreadful line
<kadeton> totally dis-cord-ant
<thebmw> kadeton seems to have cottoned on to our conversation now
<kadeton> indeed, I'm having a ball
<thebmw> though he's perhaps being a bit of a granny about it
<zarquin> it's reel-y quite bad
<kadeton> quit your twining
<cameron> it's more knit-picking really
<zarquin> weave really got to get a grip on where we're going
<thebmw> but also put some more hemp-phasis on where we've already been
<^spyn> i am going to sew you all for making such bad puns
<thebmw> typical of spyn to cut us off
<harrymc> spyn should stop his twining -
#8273 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2008-06-14 20:50 WST
* sjy starts debate about decimalized time
* shmookey clocks sjy over the head for starting another useless debate
* maset watches with interest
<shmookey> sjy: since you started this, I vote you take minutes of this discussion
<shmookey> anyone second that?
<prothoss> I'll chime in with a couple ideas here and now
<shmookey> good, hour discussions are always better with lots of participants
<thebmw> I'd give you a hand, but I'm leaving work now
<maset> this is all just a big wind up
<prothoss> it should be a pretty epoch discussion
<thebmw> any moment now, someone is sure to spring into action
<shmookey> now now, no need to be alarmed
<thebmw> that kind of talk has the potential to earn you a slap on the wrist
<prothoss> that's more like it, seasoning this up with some action!
* prothoss cycles on home
<shmookey> on your cheap second-hand bicycle?
* thebmw is getting ticked off -
#8204 Up↑ /1 Down↓ [Report] 2008-05-01 22:12 WST
<sjy> hmm, let's have a heated debate about nuclear power
<shmookey> you're just fission for controversy
<shmookey> really, no matter how logically anyone argues about it, you'll just laugh atom
<sjy> you're just a little boy, your opinion means nothing
<sjy> I think that we could all be enriched by this discussion
<thebmw> your argument is just a fusion of ideas
<shmookey> seriously though, nuclear power is the bomb
<thebmw> I would make some more points, but fear you'd just go ballistic
<shmookey> so would I, but last time I did you had some sort of meltdown
<sjy> isotope you've considered all the pros and cons before making such a statement
<thebmw> besides, nuclear power will probably fallout of use soon anyway
<shmookey> did chernobyl gates supports nuclear power
<thebmw> how about we talk some more over polonium sandwiches?
<thebmw> or would you prefer a trip to francium?
<sjy> that's sub-critical, we can do it later
<sjy> the quality of this conversation is decaying
<sjy> beta come up with something good before i need to split
<thebmw> but I thought you were the alpha male?
<sjy> nah, I spend most of my nights alone playing half-life
<thebmw> That's not a good plan, you can't make a korea out of doing that
<sjy> what-eV-a
<thebmw> c, that attitude's just asking for trouble
<shmookey> I wish I could work out how to make the radio active on my phone :(
<shmookey> I'm just about depleted for ideas
<sjy> I guess we've reached critical mass
<sjy> that's enough puns fermi, anyway
<thebmw> yeah, they are starting to bohr me
<sjy> I'm going to go and listen to some heavy metal
<thebmw> I'd rutherford listen to drum + bass right now
<thebmw> sorry, I think I executed that one rather pauli
<thebmw> but I do feel that I was lead on -
#8015 Up↑ /3 Down↓ [Report] 2008-04-23 13:45 WST
<trs80> the Christian Coalition suggested that all bandwidth problems could be fixed by simply offering fewer porn video-on-demand channels and using them for Internet traffic instead.
<thebmw> ... where they can simply be used for porn anyway
<thebmw> genius!
<amoeba> the christian coalition can lick my balls
<amoeba> well not really i dont want fundamentalist christians anywhere near me let alone my balls
<The_Dan> needs more jesus porn
<amoeba> of course - those nails on the cross leave some handy holes.
<thebmw> yeah, I heard he liked getting nailed
<thebmw> and he could stay up for days
<amoeba> oh no we're going to hell
<thebmw> meh
<The_Dan> and rise again soon after
<zarquin> he was a bit of a (t)horny bastard
<thebmw> it really would be the holy grail of porn
<The_Dan> biblical proportions
<thebmw> for sure, they'll celebrate it every year -
#144 Up↑ /7 Down↓ [Report] 2007-10-19 16:30 WST
<^spyn> I've been giving people heaps of electric shocks at work
<^spyn> probarly doesn't help that I'm building computers either
<vixen> ^spyn: how shocking
<^spyn> vixen: watts going on
<vixen> the atmosphere must be electric there
<vixen> (that was splintax)
<vixen> couldn't you resist the temptation?
<vixen> (splintax again)
<thebmw> ^spyn: i hope you're charging
<vixen> thebmw: don't tamper with this conversation
<^spyn> i'm getting all wired up
<thebmw> don't let the power get to your head
<vixen> i'll have to call in the coppers
<^spyn> there should be enough capacity
<vixen> perhaps you should conduct yourself in a more positive manner
<vixen> you had the potential to be so much greater
<vixen> although, I guess it's not your volt
<^spyn> would they get me for battery?
<^spyn> its okay, i will solder on
* vixen is now known as splintaxstolemy
<thebmw> watch out for their induction
* splintaxstolemy is currently thinking of better puns
<thebmw> splintaxstolemy: just don't get caught in a loop
<^spyn> socket it to me
<splintaxstolemy> these puns are alternating between good and shit
<splintaxstolemy> ohmmygod
<splintaxstolemy> (that was vuxen)
<splintaxstolemy> vixen*
<thebmw> splintaxstolemy: i shall relay that message for you
<splintaxstolemy> I'm dioding inside
<splintaxstolemy> running out of words to fuse in puns
<^spyn> you're a bright spark -
#140 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2007-10-12 17:11 WST
< shmookey> oh you missed my snide comment
< cameron> You need better comedic thyming.
< cameron> Also more variety. It's the spice of humour.
< shmookey> it's that season again is it?
* shmookey shrugs gingerly
* cameron laughs.
< cameron> You're nuts!
< cameron> I was just giving you some sage advice.
< shmookey> calling people names can be a form of a salt
< cameron> No need for such a chili attitude
< shmookey> haha don't worry, I'm just capering
< shmookey> I expect in half an hour the window will be peppered with these silly puns
< ^spyn> do it again
< cameron> You mean to say that shmookey and I think we're fennel but we're not? :P
< splintax> where are you saucing these puns from?
< thebmw> you want to know where those puns are cummin from?
< ^spyn> oh god
< shmookey> haha thebmw that was mint
< cameron> Yeah, one of the few puns here that actually cuts the mustard
< shmookey> ^spyn you will rue the day you interrupted our pun session
< ^spyn> shmookey: are you some kind of sage because you are telling how it is
< Gretel> oh for fucks sake guys
< shmookey> Gretel is clearly nettled by our poor wordplay
< Gretel> oh yes very clever
< splintax> we're just trying to spread happiness
< Gretel> heh.
< splintax> no need to redress us for it
< ^spyn> there is plenty of thyme for happiness
< splintax> ^spyn: way to reuse our buns