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#8982 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-11 16:26 WST
<tpg[work]> 50000 lines of operating system, 4 uses of "fuck"
<grug> yeah we have a fuck function in one of our applications
<tpg[work]> hmm... grep f\*\*\* ... not a good idea
<grug> did you ever think it was a good idea?
<tpg[work]> well, I tried to escape it so it would match wank
<tpg[work]> but forgot that even though bash wouldn't parse the *, grep would
<tpg[work]> so, 4x "fuck" + 1x "wank", no other curses that a quick grep can find
<bob> so you have a 1 in 12500 chance of getting fuck? I can believe that.. -
#8933 Up↑ /17 Down↓ [Report] 2010-11-03 01:08 WST
22:25 < tpg> f***ing putty
19:44 <+tpg> /kick bob for being a f***tard
23:10 <+tpg> Because you just f***ed up Tool_Cupboard
22:34 <+tpg> spartan: Read the f***ing scrollback
22:26 <+tpg> My samba domain just f**ed itself with Win7 today
23:07 <+tpg> ****
14:28 <+tpg> spartan: Holy s***
20:59 <+tpg> And my testing laptop stores it's BIOS/setup on the f***ing HDD!
11:30 <+tpg> Mitch_SCGH: f***tard
16:35 <+tpg> f***, I just changed MY uid and hence stopped having sudo access so can't fix it
08:21 <+tpg> Holy S**t - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7125556/Liquid-glass-the-spray-on-scientific-revelation.html
20:59 <+tpg> mattdidcoe: F****
12:01 <+tpg> but, MinGW has decided "f*** you, I'll not use your prefered mirror, I'll use the autodetected one!"
10:46 <+tpg> I F**ing know, I'm _want_ to copy from address zero
22:07 < tpg> Because my s***y wireless router won't accept incoming connections atm
15:03 <+tpg> f****
13:58 < tpg[ucc]> holy ****
22:30 <+tpg> spartan: Why, I just saw *******
13:07 <+tpg> Well, I was having c*** uptime
21:16 <+tpg> TCP is being a ****
19:47 < tpg> bob: F*** you, acess is now running on real hardware :D
08:08 < tpg> Brain F**k - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA&feature=channel
19:38 <+tpg> Holy S**t, I've spent $90 on dispense this year
23:01 < tpg> hmm... f***
21:45 <+tpg> F**k you microsoft, why did you have to lock out the XBox360
22:58 <+tpg> now... that f*** rule, it never works
19:33 <+tpg> we can do what the F**k we want
16:54 <+tpg> f***
22:41 <+tpg> I spend all day, recompiling two separate versions, both have this f***ing bug in them
12:38 <+tpg> A f**kton of cokes
19:29 <+tpg> ****** YOU ***** ING *****HEAD ISP!!!!
15:36 <+tpg> well, no***
08:06 <+tpg> **** YOU TELSTRA!!!
20:16 <+tpg> I don't think I want to know ... **** it, tell us
13:09 <+tpg> reaps: I would love to come, but that f***ing IPE tute is on :(
15:21 < tpg> Zanchey: yeah, tell me about it. The problem is DNS is a ****
14:02 <+tpg> .... grumble... f**king... WebCT...
23:43 <+tpg> but it it was Acess-length, then I would say "That's a ****ton of plagerising"
19:44 < tpg> "Oh ****"
18:52 <+tpg> mattdidcoe: F**k! -
#8862 Up↑ /0 Down↓ [Report] 2010-07-12 12:08 WST
< Gretel> my cat is scared of the rain, but wants to go outside :/
< cameron> put it on a plane to Broome?
< Gretel> The idea of that cat on a plane is pretty funny.
<+tpg> "Have you got snakes on a plane? Cure it by using 'Cat on a Plane' (TM)!"
< cameron> The 2010 blockbuster "Cat On A Plane", starring Samuel L. Jackson as Chris ****, Jessica Alba as Zoe ***** and Diesel as herself -
#8749 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-17 19:35 WST
< theodore> tpg: sup fresher!
< tpg> theodore: not for much longer!
< theodore> tpg: shut up fresher!
< tpg> Enjoy this one last day of us being freshers
< tpg> bob: I can has op for 10s?
< theodore> tpg: you wish....................... fresher
< theodore> also, you're a fresher until the next group officially starts classes. So thats on monday..... FRESHER!!!!!
< theodore> I still say we should have brought in proper hazing for the freshers
* tpg sulks
-!- mode/#ucc [+o tpg] by ChanServ
< theodore> tpg: LOL
-!- theodore was kicked from #ucc by tpg [S'up troll?]
-!- mode/#ucc [-o tpg] by ChanServ
< tpg> Thanks! -
#8741 Up↑ /22 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-17 00:48 WST
<tpg> but who has the larger e-penis?
<bob> who cares?
<spartan> tpg, seemingly.. always with the constant phallic inquisition
<tpg> i'm going to ignore that false accusation
<spartan> may I refer the channel to the topic of penis golf...
<spartan> I rest my case
<bob> "the court rules in favour of spartan"
<tpg> curse you QDB!
<tpg> I can't even remeber that incident -
#8734 Up↑ /6 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-05 23:30 WST
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<+tpg> Well, I'm never buying a BMW, if they're that unreliable. -
#8619 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2009-08-24 16:59 WST
IRC:
<Zanchey> UCC really is dumb conversation ground central
In the clubroom:
<tpg> apparently "UCC really is dumb conversation ground central"
<bob> what? who said that?
<tpg> Zanchey!
<bob> zanchey?! really?
<Zanchey> it's true
<bob> well, I'm not talking to you then!
<Zanchey> QED