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#109 Up↑ /18 Down↓ [Report] 2007-08-28 11:36 WST
< shmookey> fish oil tablets look revolting
< shmookey> why do they have to have pictures of fish on them?
< jacques> mine don't have pictures of fish on them
< shmookey> the "no fishy reflux!" label doesn't help either
< shmookey> it's almost like they're saying "(nearly) no fishy reflux"
< prothoss> shmookey: the fish might come from that fact that the tablets come from fish... just a hing
< prothoss> hing... hmm... nope, no clue what I was actually trying to put there...
< jacques> whatever it was
< jacques> it was fishy
< shmookey> if you hadn't have floundered I'd have just accepted it
< zarquin> hmm, what a sordid tail
< jacques> does it scale?
< zarquin> i fin-k so
< shmookey> is this the best you guys cod do?
< zarquin> i'd have to hook it up
< shmookey> these puns are total carp
< jacques> well
< jacques> things don't always go swimmingly
< zarquin> eeeh. stop sitting up there on your perch
< shmookey> I think you need kelp
< shmookey> you're mentally eel
< zarquin> i sea.
< jacques> no need for salty language -
#8933 Up↑ /17 Down↓ [Report] 2010-11-03 01:08 WST
22:25 < tpg> f***ing putty
19:44 <+tpg> /kick bob for being a f***tard
23:10 <+tpg> Because you just f***ed up Tool_Cupboard
22:34 <+tpg> spartan: Read the f***ing scrollback
22:26 <+tpg> My samba domain just f**ed itself with Win7 today
23:07 <+tpg> ****
14:28 <+tpg> spartan: Holy s***
20:59 <+tpg> And my testing laptop stores it's BIOS/setup on the f***ing HDD!
11:30 <+tpg> Mitch_SCGH: f***tard
16:35 <+tpg> f***, I just changed MY uid and hence stopped having sudo access so can't fix it
08:21 <+tpg> Holy S**t - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/7125556/Liquid-glass-the-spray-on-scientific-revelation.html
20:59 <+tpg> mattdidcoe: F****
12:01 <+tpg> but, MinGW has decided "f*** you, I'll not use your prefered mirror, I'll use the autodetected one!"
10:46 <+tpg> I F**ing know, I'm _want_ to copy from address zero
22:07 < tpg> Because my s***y wireless router won't accept incoming connections atm
15:03 <+tpg> f****
13:58 < tpg[ucc]> holy ****
22:30 <+tpg> spartan: Why, I just saw *******
13:07 <+tpg> Well, I was having c*** uptime
21:16 <+tpg> TCP is being a ****
19:47 < tpg> bob: F*** you, acess is now running on real hardware :D
08:08 < tpg> Brain F**k - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxieS-6WuA&feature=channel
19:38 <+tpg> Holy S**t, I've spent $90 on dispense this year
23:01 < tpg> hmm... f***
21:45 <+tpg> F**k you microsoft, why did you have to lock out the XBox360
22:58 <+tpg> now... that f*** rule, it never works
19:33 <+tpg> we can do what the F**k we want
16:54 <+tpg> f***
22:41 <+tpg> I spend all day, recompiling two separate versions, both have this f***ing bug in them
12:38 <+tpg> A f**kton of cokes
19:29 <+tpg> ****** YOU ***** ING *****HEAD ISP!!!!
15:36 <+tpg> well, no***
08:06 <+tpg> **** YOU TELSTRA!!!
20:16 <+tpg> I don't think I want to know ... **** it, tell us
13:09 <+tpg> reaps: I would love to come, but that f***ing IPE tute is on :(
15:21 < tpg> Zanchey: yeah, tell me about it. The problem is DNS is a ****
14:02 <+tpg> .... grumble... f**king... WebCT...
23:43 <+tpg> but it it was Acess-length, then I would say "That's a ****ton of plagerising"
19:44 < tpg> "Oh ****"
18:52 <+tpg> mattdidcoe: F**k! -
#9263 Up↑ /7 Down↓ [Report] 2014-01-14 23:46 WST
<@bob> coxy: any idea how to improve head retention in homebrew?
<@bob> the beer tastes fine but the head only lasts about 30 seconds
<eskilla> bob: if you give her better beer then she'll go for more than 30 seconds
<@bob> thanks for the pro tip
<eskilla> no problem, bro
<eskilla> always happy to help
* eskilla tips hat
<@bob> so err... what's your favourite beer then?
<eskilla> XD I don't drink alcohol
<@bob> pfft -
#8889 Up↑ /7 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-10 10:24 WST
<msh> hm. you can MITM etax, it doesn't bother checking certs.
<grahame> heh, cool
<michael> Haha
<ziph> msh: I wouldn't publicize that and embarrass some ATO manager unless you like being audited every year. ;)
* michael laughs.
<michael> The disclosure should come from a non-taxpayer then :)
<ziph> Like Paul Hogan?