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#8887 Up↑ /5 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-05 16:49 WST
<theodore> Dear Penthouse, you wouldn't believe what happened. I am a teacher and one of my students asked how she could increase her grade. Well, long story short... now I'm facing corruption charges
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<theodore> Dear Penthouse, I was delivering a pizza the other day and this hot babe came to the door in just a towel and is all like, I can't find my purse, is there some other way I can pay....
<theodore> And I said no, took the pizza back to the store, and after my shift took it to by buddies house, we blazed a joint and ate cold pizza while watching anime
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<theodore> froglet: Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me, but it did! My wife has a twin and they are both super hot. One night we got drunk and I suggested we should all retire. My wife was disgusted and her sister left the room crying. She's since taken the house, the kids, everything, she even told my family and not even my own mum is talking to me anymore. I can take this anymore. Its over, goodbye!
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<theodore> froglet: Dear Penthouse, Doing rent inspection ... suggested we inspect the bedroom ... Have now lost my Real Estate licence.
<theodore> Alternate ending: now I'm being evicted